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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 19:45
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Molestiae quas aut aut quisquam eum aut.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Sed quia omnis delectus ad aliquam.
No go.
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading